Druuv's Wild Ride, Part 1

Druuv went to bed rather early after all the excitement of the day and the tire of traveling, but as soon as she lay down, her mind began racing with thoughts and ideas and questions. I know generally where to go to meet my friends, but what if I can't find them. What if they are somewhere else by the time I get there? What will I do if they have found another friend and don't need me anymore? Now you're just being silly, Druuv. Stop it! She hushed herself, and took several deep breaths as she tried to find a bit of peace and still her racing mind.

As she lay in bed, she began heard the sounds of other goblins chatting, arguing, and here and there, the punctuations of shrill pleasure. After a time of listening to the abundance of activity throughout the caves, she heard a pitter patter of feet arriving at her doorway. All the alcoves where the goblins slept were open to the corridor, so it was not unusual to hear the padding of feet in the hallway as you lay in bed. This time, though, the feet slowed and stopped at the entrance to Druuv's chambers.

"Syllveste, is that you?" Druuv whispered.

A pleasant gurgling answered her. "Yes, parakeet. I thought I would welcome you back." And the padding of feet quickly made their way to Druuv's bed.

The alcove each goblin was alloted was large enough to fit a bed, a small chair, and a chest in, and shelves could be carved into the walls to store any other items a goblin could acquire. However, goblins have very good low light vision, and the little bit of light from the larger rooms like where Druuv had met the elders were all that lit the long lines of alcoves along the hallways where they were placed. Each goblin was assigned an alcove at birth, and kept it until death. When two goblins were betrothed, they kept their separate alcoves, and visited each others alcoves often. Children were likewise shared. The community was very open, and everyone could hear everything going on in the alcoves in their hallways, but at the same time, every goblin had a small bit of their own space, which was respected as their own.

Syllveste stopped at the foot of Druuv's bed, and Druuv felt a hand gently land on her foot. The fingers toyed with her toes, and began gently kneading each individual toe, ligament and tendon in Druuv's foot. The feminine hands worked Druuv's tired feet slowly and methodically, relieving her of stress she didn't know she had been holding until just then. "Oh, Syllveste. That feels so..." She sighed. "You always know just how to touch me." The two had long been lovers, and though they occasionally shared their bed with others, they generally kept their lovemaking monogamous, like most of the goblin colony.

In goblin culture, bisexuality is the predominant sexual orientation. Heterosexuality and homosexuality are also common, but most goblins are not especially picky about finding a lover. The fact that Druuv and Syllveste have been together for so long indicated that they were especially fond of each other, but neither expected the other to be abstinent while they were away. The relationship was a mutually inclusive desire to satisfy each other's cravings.

Syllveste's hands moved to Druuv's ankles, and continued their systematic climb up Druuv's legs. As they reached Druuv's calves, she let out a small sigh of pleasure. "Ahhh."

Syllveste smiled, stopping the massage and leaning forward toward Druuv, grabbing an arm to pull it toward her and kiss Druuv's freshly cleaned fingers, giving a playful bite to the middle finger.

Druuv took this opportunity to quickly hop out of bed and slide behind her bedmate, gently brushing her front along Syllveste's side and back as she did. Her nightclothes provided very little cover for her small breasts, and her tiny nipples, which were beginning to firm up very quickly with Syllveste's teasing. Druuv was becoming quite aroused, at this point.

Druuv returned the favor, gently running her hands up Syllveste's sides and stomach, firmly pressing against Syllveste as she ran her hands up over Syllveste's own pert breasts and down her arms, scratching tenderly down Syllveste's arms, until she ended at Syllveste's hands, which she held, and guided back into a hug wrapping the woman she had missed holding so much. Syllveste did not resist, and her own scant clothing provided very little resistance to Druuv's ministrations. Syllveste must have been aroused and horny, to move this quickly.

Druuv playfully bit Syllveste's neck, needing to reach up slightly to do so as Syllveste was slightly taller than she was. Druuv unwrapped her right arm from around Syllveste's stomach, and brought it back behind Syllveste's back, which she pressed, gently forcing Syllveste to the bed.

Syllveste let Druuv walk her to the bed, and laid down on her stomache, letting Druuv take control. Druuv took full advantage, pressing Syllveste face down, straddling her torso, and massaging her shoulders with the base of her green-skinned palms, pressing hard into the muscle above Syllveste's collar bones, both hands on the right side, working in smaller, gradually growing circles, until the entire right side of Syllveste's shoulder was being rubbed with each pass. Slowly, Druuv let her circles get smaller until they were again only the size of her two hands.

Druuv leaned close as she switched sides. "I've missed you, bluebird," she whispered, nosing Syllveste's ear as she began the same circular motions on the left side. As she worked on the left side, she began using her right hand to quickly jump to another part of Syllveste's body and stroke her side, and neck, and arms, making each sudden change an affectionate reminder that Druuv was still very aroused and that she would not be spending the entire evening getting a simple shoulder massage.

Suddenly, when Druuv got to the largest part of the circles on Syllveste's shoulders, she moved to the center of the back, and ripped Syllveste's shirt off of her back, leaving her exposed and helpless to Druuv's ministrations. Syllveste's small cry of shock was exactly what Druuv had been hoping for. "Did I scare you, my sweet little bird?" Druuv asked quietly in Syllveste's ear. "I think I'll need to make sure that your wings are clipped."

Grabbing Syllveste's wrists together behind her back, Druuv spoke three simple words, "Tie these hands," and the rope she kept in her pack made quick work of Syllveste's hands. Soon her arms were wrapped tightly at the wrist. Druuv flipped her over onto her back. "Now it's time to have a bit of fun."

Druuv's Arousal Check: Diplomacy check: Roll(1d20)+2:
20,+2
Total:22

Opposed Will Check: Roll(1d20)+4:
2,+4
Total:6 (versus 22) FAIL - Druuv is aroused.

"We were seduced by the glamor of it all"

The rattle of chains temporarily filled the room as Talathel entered. His friends turned around, and not being bound themselves, politely asked with their expressions what was going on.

"Hi," said Talathel.

"Were you in the dungeon?" asked Moran. Talathel could sense that Nym would soon be asking a hundred follow up questions, so he answered the first quickly.

"Ah...yes. The guards did not like how I spent my free time."

A raised eyebrow from one of Nym's handlers prompted further discussion.

"Well, I didn't do anything illegal. Its just that, apparently, conjugal visits don't begin until after they sentence you." Colin could only roll is eyes.

'Talathel!" came a voice from behind the imprisoned elf. He turned his head to see, but he already knew who it was.

"Everybody, this is Lailsan." Another raised eyebrow from a guard.

"To answer your question, yes, they had sex." Colin said.

"He's not half bad," said Sabry. An awkward silence came over the crowd. "Well, they did invoke Lastai!"

Colin and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

"I do not know them, Talathel. I have heard of their names only this morning, first from the other guards this morning, and now from you," Colin said, not giving the elf much thought. 

"I think you'd like them a lot. You'd really be into them," Talathel replied, knowing that the meaning of his words would go over Colin's head.

Talathel led his two guards through the city. They did not appear to be very bright, so he did little to engage them in conversation.  Talathel wandered the streets without purpose until it was near noon time. Then he found his way back to Lailsan's place. Sure enough, she was outside. The elf maiden was tending to a flower box. Talathel was not surprised to see the plants in full bloom.

"Good morning..." Talathel said. He had not expected to see Lailsan so soon, but he was glad that he had. She turned around and her eyes lit up.

"Talathel!" She looked at Collin and Sabry. "Who are these people with you?"

"Its a funny story. As it would turn out, self defense is illegal in Baldur's Gate and I have been arrested for my actions last night."

Lailsan let her mouth drop in shock. "Talathel! That is terrible! From what you described, you are innocent of any charges!"

"Yeah, I know." 

Charisma: (spoken)

Roll(1d20)+0: 18,+0 Total:18

"But they do not know of all my actions from last night," Talathel said with a wink. He reached out his hand and placed it on Lailsan's shoulder. He rubbed it gently. 

Arousal check:

19,+0

Total:19

Sense motive (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+6: 19,+6 Total:25

Lailsan blushes, but pushes Talathel's hand aside. "Not right now..." Talathel puts his hand on Lailsan's waist and runs his fingers down her leg. "What is wrong with now?"

Arousal check:

Roll(1d20)+0: 18,+0 Total:18

Sense motive (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+6: 7,+6 Total:13

She closed her eyes and let the feelings from the night prior rush through her once again. Roll(2d6)+0:

3,5,+0 Total:8,

(Lailsan is aroused for 8 minutes)

Collin looked on uncomfortably. 

Lailsan grabbed Talathel's hand. 

"I'm going to borrow him for awhile," she said. 

"Madam, I cannot allow Talathel out of my sight." 

Lailsan shrugged and led Talathel into the building. The guards closely followed as the two elves passionately kiss. Through luck and determination, Lailsan opens the door to her place and pushes Talathel inside. "Please stop!" Collin protests, but clothes are already on the floor. The elves find themselves reliving last night, as the two guards watch on in disbelief.

1. Sexual Prowess Talathel. Talathel pushes Lailsan onto the bed and lies on top of her. The two elves fumble a bit, but finally find their way to one another. Talathel, thinking only of the moment, begins gently, getting a rise out of Lailsan. She gasps ever so slightly. Her hips begin to return the favor. Lailsan is more aware of the two guards in the room, so she is a bit more hesitant than she was the previous night, but Talathel does not seem to mind.

Roll(1d20)+0: 18,+0 Total:18

Arousal check (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 17,+0 Total:17

Sexual Prowess (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 9,+0 Total:9

Arousal check (Talathel)

14,+0 Total:14

Talathel "Will you two please stop?" Colin asks, but the elves pretend not to hear. Sabry says nothing, and appears to be somewhat interested in the proceedings. She was envious of the two elves. Talathel speeds up ever so slightly, finding a rhythm inside of Lailsan. Their eyes lock for a moment, before she closes her eyes in ecstasy. Talathel allows his left hand to wander over Lailsan's breasts. She reaches up and kisses him, giving him approval to continue. Her hands, which had been holding Talathel's neck felt down his back. She traced, perhaps unknowingly, an old elven symbol for fertility on her partner's back.

Sexual Prowess (Talthel)

5,+0 Total:5

Arousal check (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 10,+0 Total:10

Sexual Prowess (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 11,+0 Total:11

Arousal check (Talathel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 13,+0 Total:13

The two elves continue to make love. Talathel kisses Lailsan's neck and she hums her satisfaction in her ear. He can feel the tension growing inside her, building up towards a release. He smiles at her, as she wraps her legs around his. Colin, looks around the room, trying to not focus on the elven sex. 

"Just arrest the criminal, they said. Just go and bring him back to the dungeon, they said," Colin complained in a mocking fashion.

"Shut up," Sabry said, not taking her eyes off of the two elves.

3. Sexual Prowress (Talathel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 7,+0 Total:7

Arousal check (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 13,+0 Total:13

Sexual Prowess (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 5,+0 Total:5

Arousal check (Talathel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 9,+0 Total:9

Lailsan removes her hand from Talathel's back and places them on her bed on either side of her head. Talathel, wishing to be somewhat adventurous, grabs her wrists and holds them abover her head. Lailsan's fingers caress the headboard and she gives a slight effort to escape Talathel's strong grip, but she enjoys how he has taken charge.

"I'm close," she whispers into his ear. Talathel responds by thrusting harder. 

4. Sexual Prowess (Talthel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 18,+0 Total:18

Arousal check (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 7,+0 Total:7

(Lailsan peaks)

Roll(1d4)+0: 3,+0 Total:3

Sexual Prowess (Lailsan)

8,+0 Total:8

Arousal check (Talathel)

3,+0 Total:3

(Talthel peaks)

Roll(1d4)+0: 1,+0 Total:1

While she had tried to be discreet in her vocalizations before, due to the visitors in her room, Lailsan could not hold back any longer. She achieved her release and gave a loud moan. "Chaav has looked down upon us!" Lailsan said. Talathel, being from the Old Order would normally have laughed off such a notion of a demigod, but he simply said "And where is Lastai?" Lailsan smiled sheepishly.

"She might arrive if I were on top..." The two elves rolled over the other, adjusting angles and positions until Talathel lay flat on his back.

5. Sexual Prowess (Talathel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 16,+0 Total:16

Arousal check (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 5,+0 Total:5

(Lailsan orgasms)

Sexual Prowess (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 6,+0 Total:6

Arousal check (Talathel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 15,+0 Total:15

(Tlathel is aroused)

Lailsan placed her hands on Talathel's chest and smiled as she looked down on him. With her back turned to the guards, it was easier for her to put them out of mind. Talathel grabbed her hips as the two resumed their passionate tempo from before. As she looked down at him, her hair fell about her face, casting seductive shadows. Beads of sweat began to form on Talathel's forehead.

6. Sexual Prowess (Talathel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 19,+0 Total:19

Arousal check (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 11,+0 Total:11

(Lailsan is peaked)

Roll(1d4)+0: 3,+0 Total:3

Sexual Prowess (Lailsan)

14,+0 Total:14

Arousal check (Talthel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 3,+0 Total:3

(Talathel is peaked)

Roll(1d4)+0: 4,+0 Total:4

"Praise Lastai..." Lailsan was able to gasp out as she came again. She allowed her body to collapse onto Talathel's and she kissed him. She kissed his face, his lips, his neck, and his chest. Talathel wrapped his muscular arms around hers as he achieved his release as well. He pulled out of her, and the two elven lovers lay in bed, kissing each other. 

7. Sexual prowess (Talathel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 17,+0 Total:17

Arousal check (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 8,+0 Total:8

(Lailsan orgasms)

Sexual prowess (Lailsan)

Roll(1d20)+0: 17,+0 Total:17

Arousal check (Talathel)

Roll(1d20)+0: 13,+0 Total:13

Talathel orgasms. Sex...fin

"Please, take me with you." Lailsan asked, almost pleading as the two lie in bed. Talathel was about to answer when he was interrupted.

"He will be going nowhere but the city dungeon until his trial begins," Colin said without much authority. "Those are not the orders," Sabry retorted. "It matters not. This elf will make a mockery of Baldur's Gate this entire day. For the city's protection, I find it necessary to detain him until our magnificent courts render their decision."

"I guess that means I have to go..." Talathel said, not trying to conceal his disappointment. 

"I will go to the court this evening and wait for you. I will pray for your quick release," Lailsan said. She did not like the reminder that she had been watched. Talathel got out of the bed and put on his clothes. 

"Lead on," Talathel said Colin. The three made their way to the door where the elf stopped and turned back towards the bed. "My friends will all be there tonight. You can meet them. We'll decide if it our fate to continue along the same path then. Until then, you have given me the strength to survive this day. I hope that I have done the same for you." Lailsan gave a nervous smile. She knew how corrupt and unjust the courts could be. She looked into Talathel's eyes, burning that image into her mind just in case she would never cross paths with him again.

And in a moment to soon, the room was empty, leaving Lailsan to her self. She laid in bed, staring at the ceiling. A tear rolled down her cheek.

Sex Rules Final

After having received input from all the players about how much they would enjoy having more rules for sexual encounters, I have decided on a 3-tiered rule system. I know it sounds complicated, but I think you will find it will be better than just using full-blown rules for every encounter. These rules go into effect immediately for all future posts, but are not being applied retroactively to any posts that have already been written.

Skills:
The key skill for sexual encounters is "Sexual Prowess." Ranks in "Sexual Prowess" contribute to a character's ability to perform in bed, but have the effect of increasing the "Arousal Check DC," making it more difficult to seduce a character with a lot of sexual prowess. Also, for each rank a character has in "Sexual Prowess," they may add 1 "Sexual Trick," from the Book of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Note that Sexual Tricks will only be used for Tier 3 rules. Here is a table for how "Sexual Prowess" affects the Arousal Check DC.

Check Result	Arousal Check DC Modifier
9 or less	+0
10 – 14	+2
15 – 19	+4
20 – 24	+6
25 – 29	+8
30 – 34	+9
35 – 39	+10
40 – 44	+11
45 – 49	+12
50+	+13

Tier 1: Seduction:
For the first time a character attempts a seduction, a seduction role must happen. If a character develops a long-standing sexual relationship, they may roll to make the other character a fuck-buddy, but until they have successfully achieved that status, they must roll for seduction every time. Note that sleeping with a prostitute is not considered a seduction, but a business transaction.

Rules:
To seduce a character, all that is required is to beat their Arousal Check DC (Starts at 10) with one of the following skills or abilities:

• Bluff
• Diplomacy
• Perform (Dance)
• Charisma
  

The arousal check DC is based on the number of ranks of "Sexual Prowess," as described above, but if the sexual partners are of different races, the DC is +4, due to different sexual organs and proclivities.

Fuck-Buddy Rules:
Instead of a roll for Seduction, you may attempt a roll to become "Fuck-Buddies." This roll is an Arousal check with a DC of: 25 + Character's "Arousal Check DC Modifier."

For each sexual encounter that has been a "Simple Sexual Encounter" (Tier 2) of performance quality "Enjoyable Experience" or better, the character adds the "impression bonus" from the encounter to this check. For each "Fully Roleplayed Sexual Encounter" (Tier 3), the character gets a +5 bonus.

If a "Fuck-Buddy Check" is failed, the character has failed at persuading their partner to make it a regular thing, and the character gets a -5 penalty to future "Seduction" and "Fuck-Buddy" checks.

Tier 2: Simple Sexual Encounter:
For encounters where the player does not want to roleplay the entire sexual encounter, the following rules may be used. This is to ensure that players who are uncomfortable, uninterested, or simply too busy may quickly and easily roll to see how they performed for the evening. These rules come from the Book of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Rules:
The player announces he is going to give his partner the night of her life and then rolls a skill check for Sexual Prowess and checks it against the following table for DCs and results:

DC	Performance
1-5	Disappointing Experience – You failed to satisfy your partner, and generally left him or her wanting more. You suffer a –1 penalty to Charisma-related checks when dealing with this person for the next 1d4 days.
10	Routine Experience - You both achieved satisfaction, and that is always good, as we all know. But it was nothing remarkable.
15	Enjoyable Experience - You exhibited a bit more flair then the standard lover and may have even showed your partner a new trick. +1 impression bonus to Charisma-related checks when dealing with this person for the next 1d4 days
20	Great Experience - Multiple orgasms were definitely involved in the evening, and you have definitely made an impression on all but the most jaded of lovers. With time, you may develop a local reputation as a lover of some skill. +2 impression bonus to Charisma-related checks when dealing with this person for the next 1d4 days.
25	Memorable Experience – Even the most jaded of lovers would be impressed by the sexual skill you have demonstrated. With time, you may develop a regional reputation as a lover of noticeable skill. +3 impression bonus to Charisma-related checks when dealing with this person for the next 2d4 days.
30	Extraordinary Experience - You just may be the best lover your partner has ever had--you certainly gave them one of the greatest experiences of their lives! With time, you may develop a national reputation as a lover of great skill. +4 impression bonus to Charisma-related checks when dealing with this person for the next 1d4 weeks.
40	Religious Experience - Things were done in the bedroom that are the stuff of legends and ribald pornographic etchings! The gods and goddesses of lust would be proud of you. In time, you may even draw their notice and be whisked away to visit them! +5 bonus to Charisma-related checks when dealing with this person for the next 1d4 weeks.

The DM should feel free to apply any situational bonuses or penalties befitting the circumstances. Also, the DM may wish to subtract the partner’s ranks in Sexual Prowess from the character’s Sexual Prowess check result. After all, what is Memorable to a simple farmer’s daughter (1 rank of Sexual Prowess) might be merely Enjoyable to a lusty barmaid (5 ranks of Sexual Prowess), or even Routine to a seasoned prostitute (15 ranks of Sexual Prowess). Alternately, both partners may make opposed skill checks in a contest to see who is the better lover.

Tier 3: Fully Roleplayed Sexual Encounters:
For situations where a player or players wish to roleplay an entire sexual encounter, they may use the rules from the Book of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Scenario 2, on page 18, is a good example of how this could work.