I wanna piss on it...

This will count as Nick and Alan's post because we are sitting next to each other. Biotches!

Come to think of it. I have to piss too. But just before Darvin could leave the room the curious little hobbit started asking him questions. The little fellow was curious about Darvin's name, his profession, his reason for being there and how he liked to cook a cat. 

"Darvin Amblecrown, Mighty Pirate. My reason for being in this room is that I was knocked unconscious in the sewers of Baldur's Gate and woke up here. As for the last part of your question, I have never had cat and don't want it either." 

The halfling then asked for Darvin's assistance with something to do with "ratty folk". Whatever they were. Darvin was very confused. The cat had destroyed the spread on the table. Talathel and the human were about to go piss and Darvin desperately needed to join them. But here he was talking to a halfing. What is it with me and halflings? Do I have special halfling attracting cologne that I wear? 

"I have no clue about these "ratty folk" you refer too. But if you'll excuse me I have to piss. It was nice meeting you...er...I don't believe I caught your name."

Talathel begins..........NOW

Well, I have had a lot of rum...but bad things tend to happen whenever I follow people. Though, this elven maiden is kind of attractive and I have lived in a monastery  for a long time so...

Especially with the conversation turning towards cooking cats, Talathel followed the elven maiden towards what he hoped would be the bathroom. If not the bathroom, more rum would do. He looked at the overturned goblets on the table. Was there rum in them? If so, that cat would be in serious trouble.

He gave a glance back at Darvin and the half elf was inching slowly away from the awkward conversation and closer to Talathel. 

Maybe this elven maiden is one of those wenches my half-elf friend keeps talking about.