All of a sudden a large whole in the ground opened up. As you turn you see a large purplish worm burst out.
"Greetings fools." It said in a slimy tone. "I was looking for some breakfast... I think you shall do nicely."
Please roll initiative.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
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(Moving for Talathel)
ReplyDeleteInitiative:
Roll(1d20)+3:
20,+3
Total:23
Fuckballs.
Goddamnit
ReplyDeleteInitiative:
Roll (1d20)+4
20+4
24
Nym huffs loudly in annoyance. "Why does everything bigger than me always want to eat me?" Pipper cowers behind Nym.
The combat sheet is updated. The purple worm is "creature code 5."
ReplyDeleteAttack when you want tonight - the creature will attack first thing tomorrow morning.
ReplyDeleteTalathel sizes up the purple worm.
ReplyDeleteAttack:
Roll(1d20)+5:
15,+5
Total:20
Damage:
Roll(1d6)+1:
2,+1
Total:3
"I suggest you look elsewhere." No blood was drawn, but the giant worm gave a yelp in pain.
Talathel looks back at Nym.
ReplyDelete"Aren't most things bigger than you?"
"I'm really starting to hate this place..." Says Darvin to no one in particular.
ReplyDelete"Captain, we need some voodoo rootbeer." suggests Guybrush.
Initiative:
Roll(1d20)+6:
13,+6
Total:19
"Clearly you've never been to Lantan," replied Nym to Talathel as she sent two magic missiles at the worm.
ReplyDeleteMagic Missile: Automatic hit
2, (1d4)+1 each
3+1, 2+1
4, 3
Druuv's Initiative:
ReplyDeleteRoll(1d20)+0:
17,+0
Total:17
Not bad for +0.
Druuv puts her long arms to good use, immediately reaching out and touching the worm, simultaneously saying, "Bop bop doo-wop! You're tired!" Oddly enough, the worm seems to become more tired as she does this.
ReplyDeleteRoll(1d20)+5:
15,+5
Total:20 Hit!
Cast Touch of Fatigue: Worm has -2 to Str and -2 to Dex
Darvin pulls out his cutlasses and attacks.
ReplyDeleteAttack:
Roll(1d20)+7:
14,+7
Total:21
Miss
The worm smiles at the puny blows and bites Darvin.
ReplyDeleteAttack:
Roll(1d20)+12:
20,+12
Total:32 (crit?)
Roll(1d20)+12:
7,+12
Total:19 (yes)
Damage:
Roll(2d8)+6:
6,2,+6
Total:14
x2=28 damage for Darvin.
Your turn Nym.
Seeing the worm bite Darvin quite badly, Nym exclaims "Faaaarf!" (which was supposed to be "Hey jerk, don't bite my friends!" But there was a lot of blood and she was surprised), hops backwards and is now standing next to the army goblin lady, and sends two more magic missiles at the worm. As Nym moves, Pipper yipes and runs after her once again cowering behind her.
ReplyDeleteMagic Missiles (2), Automatic Hit
Damage: (1d4)+1
First: 2+1, 3
Second: 4+1, 5
Total: 8
Hey, I can't use the spreadsheet at work. Can someone tell me if this attack hits? Thanks. Also, Whittaker, did you decrease the worm's AC, Attack and Damage, because of the 2 damage to its Str and Dex?
ReplyDeleteDruuv continues grabbing at the worm and casting spells, this time saying, "Bitty botty, a chilled you should be!"
vs. Touch AC: Roll(1d20)+5:
7,+5
Total:12
Druuv hit. Damage?
ReplyDeleteDruuv's hands glow blue, and some of the blue is discharged into the worm.
ReplyDeleteDamage: Roll(1d6)+0:
6,+0
Total:6 (Negative Energy)
Also, I need the worm to make a fortitude save.
Worm Fort save:
ReplyDeleteRoll(1d20)+10:
15,+10
Total:25
It definitely passed. Its strength was not zapped again. :)
ReplyDeleteDruuv's a sapper. :)
ReplyDeleteI can tell...
ReplyDeleteI didn't really explain before, but the -2 to Str and -2 to Dex comes from the worm being fatigued. That will last for 5 rounds.
ReplyDeleteI am sure the creature will be dead by then. Inshahallah.
ReplyDeleteTalathel's next attack:
ReplyDeleteRoll(1d20)+6:
15,+6
Total:21
Hit!
Roll(1d6)+1:
5,+1
Total:6
Boom.
"Perhaps you don't bleed?"
Annoyed at the blows from the puny elf the purple worm bites at him:
ReplyDeleteRoll(1d20)+12:
15,+12
Total:27
Hit
Damage:
Roll(2d8)+6:
1,6,+6
Total:13
Your turns again.
Deciding to try a slightly different approach, Druuv pulls her hands back and a golden brown ray shoots from her palm at the worm. It strikes the worm just below its mouth, leaving a bleeding gash. "Tee hee ho! That was nice!" Druuv exclaimed, putting her hand up for Nym to give her a high five.
ReplyDeleteAcid Ray (Ranged Touch Attack): Roll(1d20)+5:
8,+5
Total:13 (Hit!)
Damage:
Roll(1d6)+2:
5,+2
Total:7
Nym sends another pair of magic missiles at the worm and watches Druuv gash the worm from a blast from her palm. Druuv then held up her hand to Nym. Nym looked from the outstretched palm to the blasted worm and back, shrugged, and high fived the goblin lady.
ReplyDeleteDamage
First: 4+1, 5
Second: 2+1, 3
Total: 8
Talathel's attack:
ReplyDeleteRoll(1d20)+6:
16,+6
Total:22
Hit!
Roll(1d6)+1:
2,+1
Total:3
Talathel's author is to distracted from his being fucking awesome to write something witty.
Even though he was bleeding profusely and starting to feel lightheaded, Darvin prepared to attack the vile beast again.
ReplyDeleteAttack #1:
Roll(1d20)+7:
18,+7
Total:25
Hit!
Damage:
Roll(1d6)+2:
2,+2
Total:4
Attack #2
Roll(1d20)+7:
15,+7
Total:22
Hit!
Damage:
Roll(1d6)+2:
4,+2
Total:6
Enraged the worm turned back to Darvin and lashed out with his teeth.
ReplyDeleteRoll(1d20)+12:
16,+12
Total:28
Damage:
Roll(2d8)+6:
3,3,+6
Total:12
The teeth scraped across his armor leaving his vitals intact, but one fang left a long scratch across his arm.
Talathel's next roll:
ReplyDeleteRoll(1d20)+6:
20,+6
Total:26
(crit) Second roll
Roll(1d20)+6:
11,+6
Total:17 (miss)
Damage
Roll(1d6)+1:
6,+1
Total:7
The worm gives a pathetic whimper as it staggers back.
"Have at it, Killink! The beast is near its end!"
Again, Druuv let out a blast from her palm, hitting the worm in the head, and killing it. "What's Kilink?" She asked, before the beast had time to fall to the ground. She poked it several times with her long arms, checking to see if it was good and dead. It didn't move...
ReplyDeleteAttack: Roll(1d20)+5:
11,+5
Total:16
Damage: Roll(1d6)+2:
1,+2
Total:3
"DARVIN!" Nym cried out as the worm died. He wasn't looking very well after being bitten twice by the worm. She ran up to him and inspected his wounds frantically. "If only we were on the ship! I have some herbs to stop the bleeding and sterilize this..." She had already turned and started running toward the sea while saying this. She ripped the hem off her nightgown and soaked it in the salt water before running back over to Darvin. "This is going to sting," she said as she squeezed salt water onto his bites. "Do you know where I might find a bit of birch or a bit of ginger?" she asked Druuv.
ReplyDeleteCould you repost this under the new worm section?
ReplyDelete